Thursday, May 27, 2010


Hello dear reader, so I wanted everyone I didn't personally know, TO know, I quit my job at HellStop, I mean CrazyStop...wait...what I meant to say was GameStop. Oh yes, that's right. Anyone looking for a job and thinks GameStop is their way out of a jobless, income-less life...YOU'RE WRONG. Turn away now! Stop filling out that application, tear up that resume, and go wash dishes, or something equally unimportant. Point is, do ANYTHING other than even consider working at GameStop. This isn't an understatement nor is it me complaining. I personally believe am a not too shabby worker *ahem* meaning awesome, so I do as I'm told at a job, because they're paying me by the hour for what ever nonsense I'm doing, so it's not because I'm lazy, it's because they're crazy. In conclusion reader, I haven't been this happy since I quit that sorry excuse of an occupation. Don't do it to yourself, unless of course you hate your life to the point, you don't care whether a horrible corporation takes complete advantage of you. Night yall.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Update on Vespa Quest

Turns out my Vespa Quest has taken a sudden stop. Reason being, I have no money. Well yes of course I have a job and all that, but that doesn't mean I can go nuts and be $6000 plus auto loan interest in debt. This is somewhat of a cry for help. If you love me, buy me a'll help save the planet if you don't about me! Night yall.

What's the point of a blog?

SO...I've realized I KINDA SORTA SLACKED, on my "blog" that is. Truth be told, it's the quite opposite, I haven't written anything in, what....4 months? But that's okay, point is, I've been mentally blogging...unfortunately for you dear reader, you don't know what's going on. In short, loving my life to the fullest this very moment, no thanks to the internet :)

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Another Day Another Productive-less 24 hrs

So, I haven't really wrote another post because I'm having a mild case of writer's block. My life isn't very interesting at the moment so nothing really to write about. I'm actually waiting for something to blow up in my face or maybe I need to provide the C4. The funny thing is I had a couple of ideas on my way home from work yesterday but somehow today my mind went blank. I guess I'll recap yesterday's uneventful events. Joe, that's my store manager and my confidant. He's my friend first then he's my boss. I can tell him anything and he won't judge me nor criticize no matter how dumb I screwed up. He invited me for a midday snack of severely over-priced Pinkberry. I always get something different because I get bored quite quickly. Anywho Pinkberry is the bomb and it needs to go down in price, THAT'S MY ONLY COMPLAINT! :D

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Writer's Block

So, by the looks of it, I haven't posted anything for...lets see, 2 weeks now? Sorry folks, since my life isn't as even remotely exciting I thought it would be when I started this blog, I haven't had anything interesting to "blog" about. So what better way to cure my writer's block, then to write about it. I figured writing about my day which consisted going to work but not working wasn't very interesting, so why write about that. BUT I must say today was one of the absolute best days I've had in months. Congratz to my beautiful cousin Pierina, on the job :D. You know what? Since this is a free write, I can write about anything that comes to mind. Therefore FLORIDA! I guess I'll tell you guys about the most retarded thing I have ever done in my life. So I had to book my flight to FL cause I'm visiting that beautiful cousin of mine, I check out and find the perfect week with the perfect price and the perfect timing. Turns out my timing was way off. You'll understand that later. ANYWHO, I get to the part where you're supposed to pay. Turns out I can't find my debit card. Blue, rectangle, a bit bent on the left bottom corner. I search high and low for the debit card and so it seems, the debit card has gone missing. I totally screwed myself over cause I can't book my get-a-way trip with no funds. Long story short, I call chase cancel the card, which I found 2 minutes after I hung up on John from Chase. The debit card was under my laptop. This is the part where you laugh. You can't activate a deactivated card. So i was charged 5 dollars for express shipping. I was laughed at by my dad. Ending: My Timing was wayyyy off. Note to self: Stop being so paranoid. That concludes this blog, I'll only try to write about random retardedness a few times. Stay Classy yall!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

The Boys Met Me

Entourage. Not that I have one of my own, but the show Entourage. I felt the need to pay homage to the four boys who have captured my attention for more than 6 minutes (which is no easy task might I add). For starters, how did I get hooked on Entourage? I'd like to personally thank Gary L. Batista for that. He's into HBO shows like either A. His life depended on it or B. HBO is his wife and he's a very attentive husband. Thanks Gary!! Any who, the only way I was going to catch up to the already up to their 6th season show was buying the box-sets? NO! I wasn't very fond of the idea of paying 60 bucks for the show I wasn't sure about or begging a friend to give it to me as a "just because" gift. So how have I gotten to season 3 already? NETFLIX! Man's greatest creation for those of us who don't own a television or have 3 annoying brothers who hog it for the purpose of blowing someone's skull out in Call of Duty 4. I DIGRESS, So enough jibber-jabber, Entourage has to be hands down one the wittiest series I've ever had the pleasure of watching. For those not familiar with the show even though you should be,(sidenote:SHAME ON YOU), Vincent Chase; up and coming actor from Queens, NY moved out to LA in search of super stardom, Eric Murphy; Vinny's grounded childhood best friend and manager helps Vincent make all the "maybe" right moves and tries to keep him not "too hollywood" Johnny "Drama" Chase; Vincent's older half-brother who already had a taste of "success" he was featured on "Viking Quest" and a mess of other shows and last but least Turtle...I have no idea what his last name is. Turtle is also Vinny's good childhood best friend who tagged along for the ride. These guys each have a distinct way of making me crack up one way or another, especially Johnny Drama. You come to see through-out the series, the boys always get themselves into a predictament but somehow get out of it in a unpredictable manner. One last thing before I go, I have an enormous crush on Turtle. Stay Classy New York.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Vespa Quest

For those who know me are quite aware of my "Vespa Quest". I call it a quest because there are many aspects to obtaining my cherished cherry red or midnight blue (haven't decided yet) Vespa. The idea occurred to me on a Sunday afternoon while drinking my "cafe con leche". I'm lying, I actually have no idea how the idea popped up, for the purpose of having a story I made that up, but any who I DIGRESS, The thought was, "I hate the MTA with everything in me so how do I want to travel? Via car?? I think not" A Vespa is perfect b/c of the simple fact that I can park where I please and I save on gas, not to mention I will be looking oh-so badass. Vintage helmet along side a cup of Joe, I'll be zooming past traffic, trying to purposely get a ticket! Yeah that's right, BADASS. For those of you who do not know what a Vespa consist of, well the answer is easy, a set of wheels, gas tank and an undecided color that screams "Thats right, I'm enviromentally friendly" Oh and there's a picture to the right. So anyways, all my friends say I'm obsessed and I shouldn't quit my day job, not all of them say that and I'm quoting no one BUT the point is, it's a quest b/c this isn't going to be an easy thing obtaining. First off I need my motorcycle license and $6000 dollars to say the least. I've already got the drive (no pun intended) and the wacked out idea in my head. ONE MORE thing before I wrap this up, I take pictures of special Vespas I come into contact with on the street of, so if you do see one, remember me and I accept checks. No paypal. NIGHT FOLKS.